dunshine:

date a guy who loves his mom. date a guy who will take you around the world. date a guy who plays an instrument. date a guy who wears ski masks. date a guy who can catch a deer with his bare hands, but hasn’t yet (not because he isn’t fast enough. he’s just been busy with some stuff.) date a guy who loves taco bell. date tyler joseph. 

tagged: +pLES  +tyler joseph  +tp 
Fused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should shoot at this.
Interviewer: What do you bring to your live performance that we don't necessarily get from your recorded album?
Tyler: Um, I don't think our recorded album does a very good job of capturing our abs. So I think our live performance really highlights things like that. You know, Josh's arms.
Josh: You don't see them in the album. It's left to the imagination.
...
Interviewer: So what can fans expect from your performance tonight?
Josh: A lot of arms
Tyler: And a lot of abs
tagged: +ilu  +twenty one pilots  +tp 

bastilleinmyveins:

It’s just too cute when Dan’s smiling <3

tagged: +dan smith  +bastille 

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

tagged: +oh  +tp 
Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza
tagged: +omFG  +fav  +tp 
milkybee:

Aranea’s so damn cute. I don’t draw her often enough but she is maximum kawaii

milkybee:

Aranea’s so damn cute. I don’t draw her often enough but she is maximum kawaii

tagged: +homestuck  +trolls  +aranea 

avas-poltergeist:

youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

image

this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO.

tagged: +important 

Tyler giving us a taste of what we’re gonna see at the TripForConcerts. (|-/)

tagged: +lady Gaga